OK, so, the list of things to bitch about today would take me about an hour just to list, let alone complain about, so, I decided instead that I needed to laugh, and I want to share with you as well... Here is a selected list of my favorite quotes from a long lost newletter that predated the fascination with blogs... Q, you are the man!
3/23/1999 - OK everyone in the world has a first crush on some guy, girl, or sheep that they know.
4/6/1999 - I was under the influence of a female so I do have an excuse.
4-17-1999 - Definition: SPAM : (n) an asshead who thinks that they are somehow cooler and better and tougher than everyone else. i.e. a frat boy, a person who wears 'No Fear' t-shirts, a person who rides a crotch rocket (especially if they cannot get it out of second gear), a person who wears oakley sunglasses, one who wears 'Tomy' anything, one who doesn't care about anything but themselves. Plua a lot more, you get the idea.
...so I didnt feel bad getting my chode chopped by him.
4-21-1999 - I'm still unemployed for next year, I may be leaving for CT at the drop of a chode, I have to be a talk show host in 2 days, I shaved my head, and may have busted my finger playing air hockey...just another week in the life of the only Minnesota Mexican.
Ahh staff meeting we're just making root beer floats and talking about porn.
...Bob Stoval's Chode Surprise... [- In refernce to the food at a Chinese Buffet.]
That is all for today, but I will be sprinkling these in from time to time, I have 32 more to re-read!!!
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I don't know who that Q. fellow is, but he seems like one awesome dude.
Ahh, I miss the Q newsletter. My favorite remains Q administering CPR and emergency medical assistance to the roadkill or maybe the birth of the kittens - it's a toss up.
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